Season 1
Sept. 2, 2018
SP-Death!!
Barjory Buffet, Cruise Detective, investigates a case of deceit on the seas. Is this murder more than just a murder? No! But murder is bad by itself!! Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel …
Oct. 31, 2018
Put Your Money Where My Mouth Is
Cruise Detective Barjory Buffet is challenged to thwart the cruise casino heist of master thief The Satin Seagull. Can she do it? Maybe with the help of a pizza robot, an obscure impersonator act, and not Neil! Written by Br…
Dec. 1, 2018
Probable Claus
Barjory spends her holiday on the Santa Cruz Santa Cruise, where some kinda mean ole Scrooge is killing Santas! Everyone learns a lesson that giving is better than getting (getting killed, that is!!!!!), in this sort of inte…
Feb. 1, 2019
Eat the Hand That Feeds You
Barjory boards a brunch boat and gets served a heaping helping of what’s going on by mysterious competitive eater Ipso Fatso! Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet …
Feb. 15, 2019
My Bidet or the Highway
Barjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up! Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory…
April 6, 2019
Dunk or Drown
Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back! Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Ed…
June 21, 2019
Blood is Grosser Than Water
When a prince is attacked during a hemophilia gala (the annual Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’), Barjory must solve it before the ocean runs red with wishy washy blood! Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad Beidem…
Aug. 28, 2019
The Enemy of My Enemy Is Me
Barjory's greatest foes escape the Sail Jail, hungry for a yummy snack called revenge! Oh my god! It's three versus one and a Neil in the season finale to end all episodes this season! Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet the Cru…
Oct. 12, 2019
All the World's a Lot: LIVE!
Recorded LIVE from the Pack Theater, Bidge takes the stage to investigate an understudy who was upstaged by her own death. But can Bidge solve it before murder comes back for an encore and really hams it up this time?? Writt…
Jan. 24, 2020
Caricature Assassination
Produced in response to an angry voicemail, this verbatim reading of a Dame Drewzel Scream short story is sure to please diehard fans and her son who left the voicemail. Barjory solves a crime by looking at a cartoon in a re…
April 27, 2020
The Woman Who Pretended to Be Her Own Twin
Before Barjory Buffet became the only anybody to have jurisdiction over international waters, she was an asshole in her 20’s who had no idea how to live. Barjory’s first foray into crime solving is classic story of a landloc…
June 18, 2020
A Statement from Barjory Buffet
Barjory makes her stance on the police really very clear. Postcards to print and send to your representative/city council member about the stupidly disproportionate police budget: https://imgur.com/a/aSdZoG9 CW: Mentions of …
Aug. 5, 2020
If You Lived Here, You'd Be Neil By Now
With all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't stop bugging her about. Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Edited by Brad …