Episodes
May 14, 2024
And The Night Wind Screams, "I Can't Believe It Wasn't Butter"
Get it off your chest, boo I tote in "I Don't Know What Day My Birthday Is (Don't Worry It's Not Sad)" and Brad goes all Egyptology on our flat asses with his pick, "Tomb Robin: The Grave Robbin' Kid: Rattle of the Sphanx".
April 30, 2024
That Kid's Gonna Grow Up To Be A Stepdad
Brad and Rachel drool over the shlubby hubs in Stepdad Magazine: CIA Edition (it's like the swimsuit edition of Sport's Illustrated). Rachel brings in a favorite, Where In The Store Is Karen Sacramento? and Brad brings in J.…
April 16, 2024
The Heaviest Swimsuit Known To Man
Rachel and Brad trot in so much new lore, from the debut of Stepdad Magazine to Rachel's subterranean neighbor Chomp Gnomsky who's exactly as belligerent and semi-naked as he sounds. We also review "If I Were President, Ever…
April 2, 2024
I'm A Bit Of A Narc & A Perv (feat. Yesi Rego)
Upside-down rights activist and author of The Inescapable World of Upside Down Versa Majora discusses her upcoming book tour, how she pees and the friendships she has with worms that people living "right" side up just wouldn…
March 19, 2024
I Was Phantom of the Opera-ing a Day Camp (To No Reward)
Rachel and Brad are weenus deep in smut between his book The Summer We Porked and her latest installment in the President High series, Old Farts, Broken Hearts & Revolutionary Warts .
March 5, 2024
15 Days In The Cocoa
Child starlet turned author/poacher Greef Lundgreef graces us with her presence and puts Brad in his place but really loves how much Rachel sucks up to her.
Feb. 20, 2024
"Roar", She Roared
Rachel unveils another D.H. Donker's masterpiece from the iconic Sweaty Shivers series; "Just Add Slaughter" and Brad wheels in some bullsh*t called, "The Yesterplace in the Everhere Over by the Someveryone" by Scoober LeJee…
Feb. 6, 2024
I've Got The Vibe Of Someone Who's Loved & Lost
Rachel and Brad do, frankly, discuss his family's plane a little bit more but mostly Rachel takes a deeper dive into the life of Shivesly Dewer, author of the wildly successful "Mr. Potpourri" series about a middle-aged monk…
Jan. 23, 2024
All Of These Smoke Alarms Will Be Yours Someday
Airplane prince Brad walks us through The Killing of the Big Old Goose and city bus prinsuss Rachel grabs us by the elbow and yanks us through the picture book Mr. Potpourri .
Jan. 2, 2024
Beat Up With Hooves
Y'know, what a classic ep of Book Fair. Just a solid, fun romp through Rachel's most recent read Sweaty Shivers classic "The Old Breastfeeder" and Brad's YA bubblegum trite "Talon And Tooth: Scythe and Squeezing and Boyfrien…
Dec. 19, 2023
Why Nards? (Why Nards!)
Rachel and Brad interview the aggressively sex pos children's author Louinda Wiles, author of the new book "There's An Old Wet Golden Retriever In The Grocery Store".
Dec. 4, 2023
After A Long Day Of Plucking & Cucking
You don't have to hold your breath any longer- Brad shares his review of "3 Billboards Outside Ebbings, Missouri" and IT. IS. BRUUUUTAL. Also Rachel updates us on the latest installment of the President High series- "The Pan…
Nov. 21, 2023
An Unpaid Internship At Borders
This one's a whopper! Rachel talks about the classic kid-horror read "Sweaty Shivers: I'm The King of Hog Castle!" and Brad walks us through the YA novel "Who Kissed My Mailman?" .
Nov. 6, 2023
Hello Sharks- Would You Like To Throw Up?
Rachel freakin' crows about her flat spot and the installment of the hottest YA revisionist history "President High: That Lame Duck Is One Tame Fuck" and Brad shares "The 9th 7th: The 5 Of 9s" , a sci-fi so fi and not at all…
Oct. 24, 2023
Didn't He Make A Fire By Rubbing Two Eels Together?
Rachel presents the pre-K read "Who Took My Package?" and Brad spills the beans on the YA thrill-an-hour "Somebody Killed Everbody" .
Oct. 10, 2023
I'm As Body Poz As The Next Hog
Brad discusses "They're Not Gay; Don't Waste Your Time" and Rachel recounts "Dinosgusting".
Sept. 26, 2023
Welcome to the Third Best Day of the School Year
Brad and Rachel discuss: Rachel's Book and Brad's Book .