Feb. 20, 2025

Feb 20th-Cherry Pie, Rihanna, Kurt Cobain, Cindy Crawford, J. Geils, Miss Kitty, Sidney Poitier, Nishy Acsell

Feb 20th-Cherry Pie, Rihanna, Kurt Cobain, Cindy Crawford, J. Geils, Miss Kitty, Sidney Poitier, Nishy Acsell

Todays co-host comedian Nishy Acsell is based in Los Angeles, check out her website https://nishyxl.com and follower her on instagram  nishy acsell @nishyxl

National Cherry Pie day. Entertainment from 2006.1st US ace pilot in WW2, John Glenn 1st...

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Todays co-host comedian Nishy Acsell is based in Los Angeles, check out her website nishyxl.com and follower her on instagram nishy acsell @nishyxl

National Cherry Pie day. Entertainment from 2006.1st US ace pilot in WW2, John Glenn 1st American to orbit the earth, MIT founded. Todays birthdays - Sidney Poitier, Amanda Blake, j. Geils, Sandy Duncan, Kathie Baillie, Cindy Crawford, Cummins kids, Andrew Shue, Kurt Cobain, Rihanna. Sandra Dee died.

Intro - God did good - Dianna Cocoran https://www.diannacorcoran.com/
Cherry Pie - Warrant
Chick on it - Beyonce Slim Thug
Jesus take the wheel - Carrie Underwood
Purple haze - Jimi Hendrix
Birthdays - In da club - 50 Cent http://50cent.com/
Gunsmoke TV theme
Centerfold - J. Geils band
Longshot - Baillie & the Boys
Melrose Place TV theme
Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana
Only girl in the world - Rihanna
Exit - Damn good story - Melanie Meriney https://www.melaniemeriney.com/
countryundergroundradio.com
cooolmedia.com


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Well, hi everyone, I am Jeff and welcome to History

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and Factory. Is about today now my co host today.

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She is one you know that you just see somebody

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and you just tell they're just cool. They just kind

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of have that attitude and you can tell they're just

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a cool person to be around. Well, she is also

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one of the funniest women out there. I'm gonna let

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you introduce you to let her introduce herself to you.

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Oh my goodness, that's such a big intro to follow.

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Thank you, thank you so much. No. I yeah, I'm

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a comedian based out of LA I've been doing comedy

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for about I don't know, a long long time enough

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to have two kids and talk about them. And I

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started out doing improv at Second City.

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Now you're one of the hottest stand up comedians out

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there in La, aren't you.

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I mean, you can't really be hot and funny, but.

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Yeah, okay, all right. Do you know what February twentieth

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this we always have a national day? You know what

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today is? Did uh?

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What is it? National Cherry Bye Day?

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You are right?

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Good chance.

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Now warrant they might be talking about something different that

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we're celebrating day. We're celebrating the cherry pie is that

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Grandma used to make. Now, if you're gonna bake a

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cherry pie, preserve cherries. They are just as good as

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actually fresh cherries for cherry pies. And if you didn't

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know the cherries, they are really healthy, especially they have

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information or gout and I can vouch the gap part.

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Now you don't even It doesn't matter how you eat

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a cherry, It doesn't matter. You can eat it in

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cherry pie, you can drink the juice, it doesn't matter.

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And you still get the same benefits from the cherry

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as you would if you just ate it right off

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the tree. So, and there're no big deals today or

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anything like that. So, but what if you do just

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enjoy some cherry pie today?

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All right?

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Nis she let's say what was going on in entertainment

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On February the twentieth Let's Back Your two thousand and six,

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the number one album was the Greatest Songs ever sung

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by Barry Manilow, Beyonce and Slim Thug had the number

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one song with check on It and.

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Go ahead girl, put some back, get some liquid pony,

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stand up in the check to see you check up.

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I get that check no, got it? Tone it, I

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know you won't it?

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Carry Underwater? If she had the number one country song

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with Jesus Take the Wheelsmas. The number one book was

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sell by Stephen King. The top movie was Medea's Family

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Reunion and this one Midia. She's a pistol packing grandma

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and she has to deal with all kinds of dramas

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she's trying to plan a family reunion. Stars Tyler Perry,

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Blair Underwood, and Lynn Whitfield. So have you seen most

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of the media movies?

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Oh? Man, every single one of them, every single one.

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It's my husband.

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It's his fault, big Tyler Perry fan.

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Huh.

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Well, it's not that I watch it ironically. I mean

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I think it's cool Tyler Perry. You know, he's doing

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his thing. He's making so much money off of those

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movies and stuff. But it's just like, I don't know,

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Like I live in LA and people are a little

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bit sensitive about that stuff because they're like, you're you're

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making fun of like, you know, like a trans person

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or whatever. And I'm like, oh my god, I can't

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even watch madea without being judged. So I just don't

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even say anything when people ask me that in LA.

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I'm like, who's Media? I don't. I don't know, so

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I don't want them coming after me. You know, Well

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he's but she's getting I did see that one though.

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I'm right.

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I've said media is pretty big and flyover country if

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not in La.

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Oh really, is that your favorite?

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No? Just like Tyler Perry, I think he's just a

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really good guy.

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Yeah, he's a good guy. He likes I mean, and

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he also likes to dress up as a woman.

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That's true. Now, neither of us were born yet, but

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this was in nineteen fifty nine. Okay, now he did

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not play that song, but it was today. In nineteen

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fifty nine, a sixteen year old Jimmy Hendrix played his

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first ever show. It was the Basement in Temple the

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Hearst Synagogue in Seattle. They fired him after the second

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song because he was playing his guitar a little too while.

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Kind of set the precedent for me.

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Yeah, wow, that's pretty badass.

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So what got you up on stage to begin with?

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Oh, let's see, I had just a crippling Corporate America

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job which I will not name the company, but it

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was severely limiting of any creative ability whatsoever. I was

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not even allowed to use big words according to them.

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And it was an information technology, you know, and which

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I knew nothing about. I will admit I got it

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out of pure and nepotism. And I was making the

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big bucks, but there was nothing going on inside. And

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I joined this professional group. I like to travel and

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do fun things. And one night they had an improv

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night at Sickens City, Hollywood, and I ended up going

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up on stage and I felt like the biggest thrill

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I've ever felt, like from anything, from roller coasters, from

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just you know, backpacking and foreign countries, like this was

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the thing that made me feel alive. So I just

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started struggling with like what should I do? Should I

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quit my job? I mean, I feel like I'm too

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old for a career change. I'm already kind of like

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deep into this. I'm mine up for a promotion. They

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never promoted me, never got me anywhere near, you know,

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having any kind of managerial stuff that I aspired to

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in that company. So I started working on my improv

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skills and then with that, I got a lot of

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stage time, because you know, being on stage, it's it's

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not the same as being funny in person because you

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know you can you can have your friends and your

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friends know you, they try to you can say anything

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and they're just going to be like, Oh, that's her,

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that's how she is, and that's funny. So to get

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a whole group of people to trust you like that,

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it's a whole different skill. So I spent a lot

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of time on stage, and then I decided I'm going

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to start writing for myself and that's when I got

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into stand up And after that I never looked back.

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I'm like, I'm doing this full force, and a lot

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of people are going to tell you, you know, this

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is dumb and you're leaving a high paying job and

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all this stuff, and I'm like, well, you know what,

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I know all the people that spend their entire lives

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in that corporate job, and everyone in that department either

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had cancer or had some kind of debilitating illness that

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they probably got from the company. So like, I would

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rather just do something that doesn't make me feel dead inside,

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And that ended up being stand up.

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Well, that is totally awesome. You know one thing about

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stand up there too, I think it is the hardest profession,

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if not entertainment anyway, It's just like you were talking

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about trying to make people strangers laugh and all that.

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That's a rough job. And man, you have to have

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some self confidence in order to do it.

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You know what. The rough job doing the raffle at

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the end of the show, that is a rough job.

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I can open up a show, no problem.

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I can.

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I'm not afraid of the audience. I in fact love it.

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And you know what actually makes me want to do

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it more and more is people. Multiple people have come

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up to me after shows and they they'll tell me

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they were having the worst day they've ever had, and

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then they came to my show and they just felt

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lighter and they laughed for the first time in a

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long time. Somebody wanted to, you know, off himself and

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he told me about it, and he said, you know,

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this felt really good. I forgot what it felt like

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to feel happy and laugh. And after that, I was like, no,

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you know, I have my degree in psychology and I

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was going into mental health anyway, so this is a

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way for me to actually use that, you know, And

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so for me, it's more of like I got to

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save somebody's life. You know, I can't just be sitting

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around not joking because somebody out there is suffering and

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struggling and they need some levity, and sometimes that's all

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you need.

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That's true, That is true.

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All right.

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Let's see, it happened on February of the twentieth. Now

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they'd already been married for three years. So in fourteen

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seventy two Norway they gave the Scotland the Orkney Islands

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and the Shedney Islands. See there was actually a security

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deposit that Norway king had paid for the dowry for

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his daughter to marry Scotland's James the Third, who was

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going to be king. Well, that king is Norway. You

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never paid the dowry. So Scotland just clept on the

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security posit and kept those two islands. In seventeen ninety two,

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the United's postal system, they created the first six and

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twelve cent stamps. Now I had nothing to do with wait,

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it was how far they had to take it, whether

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or not it was going to be a six cent

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or twelve cent stamp. And get this, the person who

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receives them letter they had to pay. Eighteen twenty four, England,

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William Buckland he published the first description of a dinosaur.

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He called it the Michelasaurus, the great fossil lizard of Stonefield.

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The end of that started the whole dinosaur craze. Every

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started going crazy after that one. In eighteen thirty nine

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in the United States Congress they allied dueling in Washington,

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d C. So I was trying to think of a

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joke for it, but I don't want to tell a

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joke to a professional comedian. So in eighteen sixty five MIT,

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the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, it was founded. It was

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actually the first school. It was it was made for architecture.

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Now it was a big day and the Patent Office.

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In eighteen seventy two Luther Crowe he patented a machine

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that made paperbags. Cyrus Baldwin he posted a hydraulic elevator,

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and Silas Noble and JP Cooley they patent a machine

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that could make uniform toothpicks. You know these things, you

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kind of don't think that somebody had to do create

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him at one point in nineteen twenty nine, Samoa it

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became the territory of the United States called American Samoa.

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Nineteen forty two, the United States Navy tenant Butch O'Hara,

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he was a pilot and he was on patrol over

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the Solomon Islands. Now his wing man's gun jammed as

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they were protecting the aircraft carrier, the USS Lexington, so

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his co pilot he had to go back to the Lexington.

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So as O'Hare was proling, around nine Japanese bombers appeared

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and they're heading straight for the Lexington. So a single

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hand to lee launching a talk on attack on those

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nine planes. He shot down five of them before the

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other four boogied out. That made o'haa the very first

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ACE pilot of World War Two and made him also

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the first AN eighty Ace pilot. He was more to

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the middle of water, but sadly but she was killed

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in action in the following year. Now do you ever

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go to Chicago?

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I have once. Then my ears turned blue.

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Well o' hair their airport out there, and that's their

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name for him. The fighter pilot Oh nineteen sixty two

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John Glenn. He became the first American to orbit the

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Earth and took him a little under five hours and

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complete three orbits. So how would you describe your comedy?

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You know they have like I know it's not prop

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and I know it's not insult it's just basically life,

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so off preservations, Yeah.

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I would. I would just describe it as I everything

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around me is just really annoying to me, and I

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have to talk about it. I gotta, I gotta point

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the stuff out, so it's you know, I'll do. I

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have some stuff that's you know, topical, I have observational,

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like a lot of the stuff I don't put online

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because a lot of people have stolen my material and

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went often did their own thing with it. So I

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was advised, you know, don't put everything online. If it's

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super personal, people can't really replicate it. So that stuff

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I'll put online. But if you come to my shows,

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I'll be talking about, you know, what's happening currently, what

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you know, who's like maybe maybe not like politically because

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that kind of stuff like that turns people off.

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Have stuff like that. I'll have, you know, I do

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corporate events, so I do a lot of roasting, which

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is one of my favorite things to do is just

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get in front of an audience and I can see

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the look in their eyes there, like look like they're

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giving you like the puppy dog guys, and you just

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want to like attack them. You know, in a good way,

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like I'm going to get you out of your sea,

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I'm going to get you excited about this show, like

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they're they're ready in it. And so I had the

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title for a little bit when I was when I

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got really really pregnant and I was going around doing

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a bunch of shows. People were following me and coming

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to my shows and they're like, Oh, that's the pregnant

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lady who roast people, and that became my thing. I

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was like, okay, I'll take it. So I do a

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lot of growth. So I look at everything like my

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comedy is kind of just like a roast of the

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world around me.

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Well, that's a really good description. So it's corporate comedy

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harder than them, the comedy clubs.

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It's not necessarily harder, it's just different. Sometimes they want

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you to be clean and like squeaky squeaky clean, like

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you can't even make innuendos and things like that, so

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it feels kind of limiting. But I found out that

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a lot of times those people want to hear something dirty,

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you know, and they want to break out of that.

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So you have to kind of like you have to

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kind of play some mind games and you know, you

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want to do what the company is telling you to do.

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But also people are thinking stuff that that you're saying,

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and it makes them feel closer to their teammates when

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they have a common person to be like, oh, well

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she said that thing that was on my mind, you know,

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And I'll do that at the or at the corporate

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comedy shows. I'll be like, I'll be like, I bet

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I know who hr is, you know, because that's the

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person that nobody is sitting next to, and I'll just

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get all that stuff out. So that's in that sense,

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it's it's a little bit more catered to what's happening

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in the room and the environment and the company. But

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it's not I wouldn't say it's harder. It's a skill

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you would have to develop. Like any commun and can

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just go in and do that will probably just get banned.

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Be like Jimmy Hendricks after a second song, right.

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Yeah, exactly, dope, joke joked joke.

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Show Dish shibirth Day.

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Please, he left this shubarthday. We want simpatage.

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He let Thish shibirth Day change you.

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You don't do good.

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That's her birthday.

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Actor Sydney Potier He was born in Miami, Florida, in

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nineteen twenty seven. Now his family they actually lived in

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the Bahamas, but his mom said she had to go

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to Miami to sell some stuff that they had grown

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on their farm in the Bahamas. While she was Miami,

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and she decided to have go in and have Sydney.

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So she said he wasn't planned, so we'll believe her.

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Now.

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He got dual citizens yet battle it though. He started

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acting in nineteen forty nine, he won the Best Actor

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Oscar for Lily's in the Field. He was the first

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black actor and first Bahama the actor had actually win that.

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Some of his other classic movies were Porgy and Blast,

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Best to Sir Would Love. He was James Bond's nemesis

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in the Heat of the Night. I guess He's coming

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to dinner. Had fort daughters from his first wife, married

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his second wife in nineteen seventy six and they had

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two daughters. Sydney died in twenty twenty two at ninety

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four years old. Unless you have parents who are in

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their seventies or eighties, you wouldn't know that is the

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show Gun Smoke actress Amanda Blake. She was born in Buffalo,

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New York in nineteen twenty nine. She has best known

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for playing Miss Kiddy on Gunsmoke. She played it for

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nineteen years, four and twenty five episodes.

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I'll but you.

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Never heard Marson fun and say, Miss Katie, have you

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ever a though on? Anyway?

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That's who Toby was singing about there.

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She was really big into wildlife rescue and she would

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really just piss off the whole cast and crew on Gunsmoke.

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So she would bring her pet lion onto the set.

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She rescued lions and tigers and cheetahs and that kind

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of stuff. They didn't like it. She just didn't think

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any of it, but yeah, they didn't like those wildcats

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running around there.

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Now.

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She married a fifth husband in nineteen eighty four. He

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gave her aids. She ended up dying from it nineteen

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eighty nine and is sixty years old. Hole now Peter

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Wolf he did sing lead, but it was the Jay

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Giles band. Jay Giles. He was born in New York

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City in nineteen forty six. Now he started jazz band

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in college. They're called Snoopy and the Softwitch Camels. Then

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when they went to New York City to hit it big.

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They changed their name Uh Jay Giles Band and switched

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over from Over the Rock and Roll now Jay Giles.

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He was the leader, but he did not sing, He

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did not write any of songs and he didn't but

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he did earn the most of money. Sammy Haygar tells

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a really good story about it. The first time Sammy

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Hager ever saw a Ferrari, Yeah, I was in Jay

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Gaal's house. Now. Yeah, all Jay Gules really did. He

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just hung out in the drummer in the back and

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played his guitar and then he like cast his checks. Now,

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when Jay Gayle's band broke up in nineteen eighty five,

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he just left music. All he did was Rebuildbold Cars

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and he did a couple of reunion shows with him.

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He died from natural causes in twenty seventeen at seventy

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one years old. Actor Sandy Duncan she's seventy nine. She

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was born in New London, Texas in nineteen forty six.

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Moved to the Big City a Tyler, Texas when she

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was five. She's best known for Broadway Now. She started

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working professionally when she was only twelve. Her biggest role, though,

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was she was touring the country and it was kind

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of like an off Broadway show, but I mean it

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was huge. They did like a Marinas and that kind

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of stuff. They did Peter Pan, Yeah, she was Peter Pan.

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I mean she looked like a twelve year old boy.

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She had really short hair and stuff. So it worked. Now,

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she did star on the sitcom The Hogan Family. Then

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when she was twenty six, she had a tumor removed

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behind her left eye, left her blind, but the rumors

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are failcy. She didn't have a glass eye. Sammy Davis

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Junior did, but her eye was just regular there. And

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she did we think commercials for about thirty years. You know,

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if you get one of those national chain commercials, you

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can clean up if you can do it for like

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thirty years.

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Sandra.

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She was married to her third husband in nineteen eighty

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and they have two sons.

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Now.

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She moved to the big seat of table TEXI you

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moved all away from Pakistan, dinta think?

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Yeah?

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I did.

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How old were you? Were you a baby?

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I was, yeah, I was just a little kid. I

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don't I don't even remember. The only thing I remember

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was there was I wrote on an elephant once. That's

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the memory I have of Pakistan. I was on an elephant.

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That is the most stereotypical thing that I could ever

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think of that would be associated with Pakistan, but I

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did it. They all ride on elephant and I remember

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I run on an elephant and then there was a

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horse and there's a lot of animals. Actually lived in uh.

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I think we lived in where where we were by

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the K two mountains, which is really dangerous, really cold,

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really scary, but it's really really pretty like I saw

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pictures of it, and I mean a lot of my

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childhood pictures and stuff there were. They're just completely destroyed

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by me because they dressed me in really ugly clothes

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and I could not let that get out into the public.

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And it was just it was bad because you know,

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I had two older brothers constantly picking on me, teasing me.

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So that's my first My first memory is riding on

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an elephant. My second memory is that I was the

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girl who fell in the well. I got stitches on

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my left arm. You can still see the scar that

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I got. I think I was like four years old

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or three years old, and they left me in the well.

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They just left me because that's what you do in Pakistan.

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They don't do any news stories about the girl is

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in the well and then somebody comes and rescues here,

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Like you're if you're the girl in the well, you

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got to have a good relationship with your family because

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they're the only ones coming to get you. And well,

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my brother was the one who put me in there

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there in the first place. He was chasing me around

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and there was a lot of blackouts in Pakistan. I

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remember that. It was it was I think we had

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just rolling blackouts all the time, just horrible infrastructure and

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we were catching fireflies. He was chasing me. I fell

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in the well. I remember crying. I had all these

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bracelets on and then and then that was it. Then

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they're like, get yourself up. You're four years old, You're

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you're an adult now, and this is how life is.

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And then I was like, I hate it here. And

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then they left and we came to America and it

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was the best thing ever. And I actually learned English

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watching South Park.

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So well, I guess we know what your vocabulary is

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going to be like on your live show, don't we.

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Yeah, for sure, Eric, Crazy, Dogs of Chances.

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Shut Down set and the Sun right now, that's so fun,

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so I got.

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A She is Kathy Bailey from Bailey and the Boys.

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She's seventy two years old today. Now, her and her

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husband and another guy. They were the Bailey and the

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Boys guys. There was one other guy who made up

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the Boys now Bailey Boys. They were really big in

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the early nineteen nineties and they had the big hits

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heart wish I had a heart of a stone fool

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such as I long shot. They call their quits in

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twenty twenty twelve. Now her and her husband they're still together,

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but they dumped the other guy who was the other boy.

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Supermodel Cindy Crawford. She's fifty nine. She's worn of cowb, Illinois.

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In nineteen sixty six, she was valedictorian of her high

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school class. So she got an academic scholarship to study

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chemical engineering at Northwestern University. She left after one semester

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to go be a model. Pretty good calls. He ended

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up being one of the most successful models in history.

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She has an over one thousand magazine covers. She's a

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very very successful business woman now. She married actor Richard

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Gere for four years. Then she married a second as

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in nineteen ninety eight and they have a son and

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a daughter. Her daughter's actually a pretty popular model out

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there right now. Okay, how many? So then you say

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you have too little ones?

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Yep, I got two little ones and they're taking the

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Siddy Crawford road.

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There you go. Okay, so how.

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They're doing it? I have a four year old. She

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actually booked her first commercial at eight months before. Oh no,

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five months before. She had neck control. She couldn't get

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her neck up, but she was here getting checks and

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I'm like, how is this even possible? And she was

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just the cutest baby. It was weird. It was so

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weird how cute she was that when she was born,

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me and my husband both looked at each other and

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were like, is this our baby? Wish? We were just

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we were shocked. He's like, this is a Are you

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sure this is our baby? And I'm like, yeah, this

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is this is who was with me in the room,

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And like I started sending pictures to my relatives and

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stuff and they're like, oh my gosh, that's your baby.

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How did you give birth to like a Gerber baby?

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And you know all the other moms too. It was

469
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it's like, you know, your kid is really cute and

470
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probably the cutest if other moms with toddlers and babies

471
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and small children are telling you, oh my god, I've

472
00:24:30.160 --> 00:24:33.319
never seen a baby this cute in my life, and

473
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they're saying it in front of their own kids.

474
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Right.

475
00:24:37.200 --> 00:24:40.519
So, yeah, so she's taking the Cindy Crawford route. I

476
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don't know about the boy he has. I don't know.

477
00:24:44.279 --> 00:24:47.000
He's a boys fashion with a little I don't know

478
00:24:47.039 --> 00:24:49.039
if I can get him into that kind of stuff.

479
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I want him to be like an NFL player or something,

480
00:24:51.119 --> 00:24:54.200
because he's pretty bulky cool.

481
00:24:54.519 --> 00:24:55.960
Well, what do you think the odds of this are?

482
00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:59.240
Catherine Cummings she was born in nineteen fifty two. Now

483
00:24:59.240 --> 00:25:01.160
that started something that got her and her siblings in

484
00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:03.720
the Guinness Book of World Records. So, Kathlyn she was

485
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born today in February of nineteen seventy two, nineteen fifty three.

486
00:25:07.400 --> 00:25:10.559
Her sister Kara was born nineteen fifty six, her brother

487
00:25:10.680 --> 00:25:13.359
Charles was born, her sister Claudia she was born in

488
00:25:13.400 --> 00:25:15.920
nineteen sixty one, and her sister Cecilia was born in

489
00:25:15.960 --> 00:25:19.079
nineteen sixty six. Now you're probably saying, big deal, right,

490
00:25:19.279 --> 00:25:21.359
what's the big deal? Every single one of them was

491
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born on February twentieth and all from natural child birth,

492
00:25:24.119 --> 00:25:26.680
no induced labor, no sea sections, no nothing. They just

493
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all popped out on February twentieth.

494
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Wow, that's crazy.

495
00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:50.759
Now, that was a crappy theme song. It was the

496
00:25:50.759 --> 00:25:53.480
first theme song for Melrose's Place in the first season.

497
00:25:53.920 --> 00:25:56.880
Actor Andrew Cho's fifty eight. Born in Wilmington, Delaware, in

498
00:25:56.920 --> 00:25:59.960
nineteen sixty seven. Now he has four years younger than

499
00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:03.359
and his older sister Elizabeth Shoe. Andrews most known for

500
00:26:03.359 --> 00:26:06.319
playing Billy on melrose Place. Biggest movie he was in, well,

501
00:26:06.359 --> 00:26:08.559
it was a rain Maker. Now he was uncredited and

502
00:26:08.880 --> 00:26:11.279
much pretty cool movies. Uncredited just means he didn't have

503
00:26:11.319 --> 00:26:12.799
any lines, but he was in the movie. He was

504
00:26:12.839 --> 00:26:16.720
in the original Karate Kid Vision Quest Cocktail. He was

505
00:26:16.720 --> 00:26:19.119
also in the Ventures of Baiting Sitting, So that's pretty cool.

506
00:26:19.519 --> 00:26:19.680
Now.

507
00:26:19.720 --> 00:26:22.480
He had three children from his first wife. His second wife,

508
00:26:22.559 --> 00:26:24.440
we married her in twenty ten. She was a Good

509
00:26:24.519 --> 00:26:28.160
Morning America co host Amy Roback. Yeah, she's got in

510
00:26:28.200 --> 00:26:31.000
the papers pretty big for cheating on him. Was pretty public.

511
00:26:31.039 --> 00:26:33.319
So they divorced in twenty twenty three. He might have

512
00:26:33.319 --> 00:26:34.559
not heard about that in California.

513
00:26:34.640 --> 00:27:00.119
Huh.

514
00:27:00.440 --> 00:27:02.519
He was a lead singer for the band Nirvana. He

515
00:27:02.559 --> 00:27:04.960
was born in Aberdeen, Wash He did in nineteen sixty seven.

516
00:27:05.039 --> 00:27:07.319
For his fourteenth birthday, he had the choice, you can

517
00:27:07.359 --> 00:27:09.720
either have a new bike or use guitar. Yep, he

518
00:27:09.839 --> 00:27:12.960
chose the guitar. Co founded Nirvana in nineteen eighty seven.

519
00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:16.519
Now Kurt He sang, played guitar and wrote all our songs. Now,

520
00:27:16.599 --> 00:27:19.279
even though they haven't been a band since nineteen ninety four, yeah,

521
00:27:19.400 --> 00:27:22.480
still sold seventy five million records since that's when Kurt

522
00:27:22.519 --> 00:27:25.000
He decided to use a shotgun on his head in

523
00:27:25.119 --> 00:27:27.640
nineteen ninety four, twenty seven years old, so kind of

524
00:27:27.720 --> 00:27:29.440
kept that twenty seven curse up there.

525
00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:30.160
Now.

526
00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:32.319
He married Courtney Love in nineteen ninety two and they

527
00:27:32.359 --> 00:27:35.279
had a daughter. So you said that you learned how

528
00:27:35.319 --> 00:27:37.440
to speak English on South Park? So do you still

529
00:27:37.480 --> 00:27:38.160
watch South Park?

530
00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:42.960
Oh? I wish they don't even make any more shows?

531
00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:43.640
Oh are they done?

532
00:27:43.640 --> 00:27:45.799
I don't know if they're played to be canceled, but

533
00:27:45.880 --> 00:27:48.519
they the last time they released an episode, it was

534
00:27:48.599 --> 00:27:54.640
like three episodes in one year. Oh yeah, I would

535
00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:58.359
love to watch South Park and you know, get my

536
00:27:58.480 --> 00:28:01.480
kicks and they just reminds me of my childhood. I

537
00:28:01.519 --> 00:28:05.240
love that show, best show. But yeah, they're not making

538
00:28:05.279 --> 00:28:07.079
any more shows, so I think it's up to me

539
00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:07.680
to take over.

540
00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:08.839
Now, there you go.

541
00:28:09.400 --> 00:28:12.119
Somebody's got to take that void, right mm hmm.

542
00:28:15.079 --> 00:28:15.319
Show.

543
00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:34.799
It's Rihanna. She's thirty seven years old. She was born

544
00:28:34.839 --> 00:28:38.000
of St. Michael Barbados in nineteen eighty eight. Now she

545
00:28:38.079 --> 00:28:40.400
is the best selling female artist in the twenty first century,

546
00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:43.160
sold over two undred and fifty million records. That makes

547
00:28:43.200 --> 00:28:45.960
her the second best selling artist all time. She's behind Madonna.

548
00:28:46.559 --> 00:28:48.720
Now she is the third richest musician in the world,

549
00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:51.799
though she's behind Jay Z and Taylor Swift. Rihanna she's

550
00:28:51.839 --> 00:28:54.480
squeaking by with one point four billion dollars. She's actually

551
00:28:54.480 --> 00:28:57.200
a pretty good business woman too. Some Marihanna. She's an

552
00:28:57.200 --> 00:29:00.079
actress that helps out with a bank account. She's in

553
00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:04.319
Bring It On All and Nothing Battleship Ocean's eight Now

554
00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:09.240
Rihanna and Rapper Asap Rocket they have two sons together. Okay,

555
00:29:09.359 --> 00:29:11.680
so I know that people can follow you on Instagram

556
00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:13.440
and actually get clips of your show there, But you

557
00:29:13.440 --> 00:29:15.640
have a really popular show out there in La don't you.

558
00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:20.680
Yes, sir, I got my Punchline's only show at the

559
00:29:20.720 --> 00:29:24.599
world Favorite Comedy Store. Actually, the next one is this Friday,

560
00:29:25.039 --> 00:29:28.039
and it's already sold out. I mean, it sells out

561
00:29:28.119 --> 00:29:33.279
really quickly now and I think actually, in fact, it's overcapacity,

562
00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:36.759
so people might be getting turned down from an entry

563
00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:40.319
at this point. But it's every single month I have

564
00:29:40.759 --> 00:29:43.680
just like big name headliners on there, and then there's

565
00:29:43.880 --> 00:29:52.200
little ome uh you know, Postponum roasting people and it's

566
00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:55.039
a great show. Like it's it's it's always packed out,

567
00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:59.160
there's always amazing people there. It's it's just a whole event.

568
00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:03.599
And I always had picked my comedians so that it's

569
00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:06.759
not just like, oh, well, you know, we only put

570
00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:09.359
like super successful people on because there's a lot of

571
00:30:09.400 --> 00:30:11.920
people that haven't been discovered that I think are actually

572
00:30:12.279 --> 00:30:15.160
super super funny and you know they should get a

573
00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:18.759
chance to So check that out on my website.

574
00:30:19.759 --> 00:30:22.440
Okay, and what's your website on here so they can

575
00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:22.759
find you.

576
00:30:23.960 --> 00:30:27.119
It is the Niche Excel and I s h y

577
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XL like extra large dot.

578
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Com and we'll put that on today's show notes and

579
00:30:33.480 --> 00:30:35.039
so you can always go back and check that. But yeah,

580
00:30:35.039 --> 00:30:36.519
I definitely check it out and if we're happen to

581
00:30:36.559 --> 00:30:39.680
hit the lair and make sure you definitely see that show. Well,

582
00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:41.319
thank you for being here today. It's been fun.

583
00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:44.759
Yeah, thank you so much for having me on. I

584
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:47.640
feel like I got like a year's with the worth

585
00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:50.200
of education just listening to all these facts because I

586
00:30:50.240 --> 00:30:52.759
didn't know even know half these people existed. I only

587
00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:57.039
know Rihanna and Kurt Cobade and that's it. So I

588
00:30:57.119 --> 00:31:00.559
was like, wow, this is this is pretty intense and

589
00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:04.960
that whole Like when you talked about Catherine Cummins, I

590
00:31:05.079 --> 00:31:08.279
was like, wait a minute, Like this seemed like a

591
00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:11.240
conspiracy theory, you know, right, like just being born on

592
00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:13.319
the same date. So that's gonna be I'm going to

593
00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:16.000
use that. I'm going to have that. I'm gonna go

594
00:31:16.079 --> 00:31:18.799
trick my husband after this and tell him about this

595
00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:20.480
and then be like, hey, we need to pop out

596
00:31:20.480 --> 00:31:23.039
a kid on the same date. Because my my daughter

597
00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:26.519
was born on my husband's birthday and my well close

598
00:31:26.559 --> 00:31:29.200
to his birthday, and my son was born two days

599
00:31:29.200 --> 00:31:31.079
after my birthday.

600
00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:34.079
You only have like six kids to go in order

601
00:31:34.079 --> 00:31:35.160
to beat the Cummings records.

602
00:31:36.200 --> 00:31:38.480
Oh six, Oh my god, I'm too old for that.

603
00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:43.680
I give up. Does adoption count? Like if I adopted,

604
00:31:43.759 --> 00:31:46.160
can I just count that as okay? They I'll just

605
00:31:46.200 --> 00:31:48.960
adopt somebody who was born on August seventh on my birthday.

606
00:31:49.680 --> 00:31:52.359
Work there. You go, all right, and thank all of

607
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:54.440
you for listening, and make sure you check out our

608
00:31:54.480 --> 00:31:56.279
website or go to Instagram and check out. And if

609
00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:57.960
you're in LA, definitely make sure you go and try

610
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and get tickets if it's not sold out. Actor Sandy

611
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d she died to Day in two thousand and five

612
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and sixty two years older. She said, sometimes I feel

613
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like it has been who never was now Today's country

614
00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:10.480
underground artists that we play. We have an internet radio

615
00:32:10.480 --> 00:32:12.920
station it's called Country Underground Radio where we play independent

616
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and upcoming artists and we end with one of those

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artists every day. This one is Melanie Merini and her

618
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song Damn Good Story. You guys have an awesome day

619
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and we'll talk tomorrow.

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So I'm shouting.

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Jesus Jesus, Fela kNs.

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On some last.

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Watching watching Way with Joy

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The test Men make damn good Story today